The Guy on the Left:


A puffy Nicholas Cage? Nooooo. This, my friends, is none other than our favorite law enforcement talking head and PIO of all time, geography, and political persuasions–this is (drum roll, please): ED TROYER.

Yes, he’s been absent from these imaginary pages all these many months, but not absent from my heart. My affection for him will endure as long as the portrait tattoo of him that I had (painfully) embroidered into a very private part of my anatomy. No, you can’t see it. You wish.

And speaking of Ed, look at the website I ran across recently. You don’t even need to click over to see the actual site, just appreciate the poetic turn of phrase featured in the URL. Did I register it? No, I did not, but doesn’t it certainly look as if I could have? Doesn’t it?
http://ed-troyer.love.com/

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. JenK
    Jun 15, 2009 @ 11:14:19

    Wow, he DOES look like Nicholas Cage. Where did you dig up this photo?

    Reply

  2. Danger Panda
    Jun 16, 2009 @ 09:08:53

    Where did I dig up the photo? Let's just say my internet stalking stills are unsurpassed. BWHA HA HA HA…

    Reply

  3. JoJo
    Sep 11, 2009 @ 10:28:33

    You are so hilarious. Ed Troyer. Every time I see him on TV, I wonder if you are watching too.

    Reply

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